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The IT Awards Show
The Cranky Product Manager continues to be stunned by anyone who thinks technology analysts are anything but lazy-ass whores who combine the ethics of Dennis Kozlowski with the hypocrisy of Cardinal...
View ArticleTake the Forest Ranger Agile Survey
If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you know the Cranky Product Manager thinks technology analysts (also known as Forest Rangers and Gardeners on this here blog) are GENERALLY (note 1)...
View ArticleGuest Post: The Cranky Analyst Wants Everyone To Stop Yelling At Each Other
Today we have an excellent guest post from a professional ho-bag. No, not Lady Gaga, nor Paris Hilton, but an IT Industry Analyst! You know, one of those coin-operated Gardener / Forest Ranger...
View ArticleHarvester Research and Analyst 2.0
Oh goodness. The Cranky Product Manager realizes that this April Fool’s send-up of technology analysts has been creeping around the Internet for well over a year. But, alas, this is the first time...
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Why the USP for Every Technical Product Sounds the Same
Every time the Cranky Product Manager reads about a new B2B startup or product, she gets a sense of déjà vu. Alas, it’s not a glitch in the Matrix. It’s because pretty much every single product pitch...
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Streetwalkers in Disguise
The Cranky Product Manager has many personality failings. Foremost is crankiness (big surprise there), second is pride, and third is a lust for fame. Combined, these character flaws form a potent...
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The IT Awards Show
The Cranky Product Manager continues to be stunned by anyone who thinks technology analysts are anything but lazy-ass whores who combine the ethics of Dennis Kozlowski with the hypocrisy of Cardinal...
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